You’re a lawyer if
|You Might Be A Lawyer If….You are charging someone for reading these jokes. The...
Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that...
Worst Analagies Written By High Schoolers
Worst Analagies Written By High SchoolersHe spoke with the wisdom that can only come...
At the blood donor clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
If Men were made by Kodak!
Wouldn’t it be great if men were made by Kodak!They would automatically shut off...
Piano vs Mine Shaft
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
I cannot find a cause for your illness…
“I can’t find a cause for your illness,” the doctor said. “Frankly, I think...
Definition of Windows
|Webster’s Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell...
The FBI finally came back with the DNA results…
The FBI finally came back with the DNA results.Clinton was a perfect match.So was...