In the forest
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
A test for being drunk
|A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out...
Abbott calling Costello
|Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will...
Rob the supermarket
|A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police...
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional…
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
A veterinarian surgeon…
A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got...
Think quality
A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not...