Fishing on the lake
|A famous admiral and an equally famous general were fishing together when a sudden...
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place...
Three very tough mice
|Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The...
What do people do for fun on Halloween?
What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate
You might be a Redneck JEDI if…
You might be a Redneck Jedi if…===========================================* You ever heard the phrase, “May the...
Drivers Licence
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
Pantsy Golfer
Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?A: Just in case he...
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
Letter to God
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday...