An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting…
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting on a beach notice a mermaid sitting on...
An elderly man goes into a brothel…
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like...
Smiling Snowman
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming...
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than...
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the…
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of theweekly collection they kept...
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car?
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car? Dual...
Canada America
|An American will say, “Hot day!” A Canadian will say, “Hot day, eh?” meaning...
Waiting to be sized
An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind...
Spice Girl\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Lightbulb Joke
Q: How many Spice Girls does it take to change a light bulb ?A:...
cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!