gay lad limerick
There was a gay lad from KartoumeTook a lesbian up to his roomWell, they...
Complaints of Married People
Why are complaints of married people like the noise of the waves on the...
So what\’s in a name anyway!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
Paddy
I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.He spoke to me...
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
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Dear Abby
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Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
A Jewish Mother
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You’re going out? Yes....
To Buxom Waitress:
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Duck shopper
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales...