A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...
Wailing Wall
A reporter goes to Israel to cover the fighting. She is looking for something...
Marriage quotes 15
All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did...
Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
You are from Canada
|You know your from Manitoba, Canada, when…. You only know three spices – salt,...
A gun for my hubby.
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. “It`s for...
ZHow offensive is that?
How offensive is that?Jesus has just been nailed to the cross and has begun...
Man who goes to sleep with sex…
Confucious say: “Man who goes to sleep with sex on mind wakes up with...
How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
Window Seat
Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane?A1: She’d just...