Bill Collector
WARNING! POOR FRED IS DEAD. DO NOT READ THIS UNLESS YOU HAVE COME TOMOURN...
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
10 Signs Your Amish Teen’s In Trouble
10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 6 am.9. In his sock drawer, you...
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?Ya put yer thumb...
The mime!
I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe...
Teaching
Teaching The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of...
Ducks in Heaven
Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets...
Generous lawyer
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation...
What’s the difference?
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well,...
Warning: Ignore the parrot!
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...