Crazy Nun
One day a little old nun was going 35 miles an hour down the...
Discussing the tax rates
|A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining...
A Blonde Got Robbed
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in...
Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...
Purchasing the brain
|A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The...
Visiting kindergarten
|Little Tommy’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station....
Write for mail order
|An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: “Please send me...
Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
The blank tape
Hear about the guy who played a blank tape at full blast.The mime next...