Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!
Blonde AND Polish!
A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up...
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
Psychoanalysis
One of Sigmund Freud’s early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her...
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization…
scientists Decode the First Message From an AlienCivilization…Simply send 6 x 10 to the...
The Blonde and the Alligator
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...