Bad Thoughts
A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.Everyone was having a...
No Oranges
Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I...
Random Ramblings!
** A waist is a terrible thing to mind. ** Air Pollution is a...
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
Free samples
Your cousin Jimmy is so stupid, he stole some free samples!
Beware of drunken bears
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Don’t say this to a cop
|The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you...
Only in America…
Only in America… Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than...
The moment of truth!
A man goes to visit the grave of his mother, puts a beautiful bouquet...
Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
|10. Lower corner of screen has the words “Etch-a-sketch” on it.9. It’s celebrity spokesman...