Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
Resume Bloopers
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:–Responsibility makes me nervous.–They insisted that all employees get...
Evaluating this painting
|A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and...
Toughening Up
My grand-daddy worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a young fella, and...
The Stub
An exhibitionist named Joe was preparing to board a flight to Atlanta.As he approached...
A Dose of HMO’s Own Medicine
A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all died...
Top 10 signs that you are too drunk
10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
A list of redneck computer terms
|Backup – What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.Bar code...
The Golfers
One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...