A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
Entering into Heaven
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, “Religion?” The man...
What Gets Bigger and Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
Cop coming upon a young couple making out…
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...
Train
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...
Haircut before Trip
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned...
Ears lookin at you!
A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their...
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into…
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into thecoke machine at a large Vegas...
I’ll just wait till the Garda get here
|An English man and an Irish man are driving head on , at night,...
A Bad Mix
What do you get when you have 50 politicians and 50 lesbians in a...