Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...
Travel on the plane
|For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane...
Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...
Seen You Before?
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
Superbowl
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Paying in advance
|A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was...
Big Ron
|Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today.”I’ll do...
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
Polish Parachute Lessons
A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor andstarted...
Leave a Specimen
This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to...