Nothing Works
I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I...
Nose Picking Glossary
THE KIDDIE PICK…When you’re by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your...
What is blue and sings alone?
What’s blue and sings alone? – Dan Ackroyd.
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car?
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car? Dual...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Boxers or Briefs?
One day some guys were doing a survey between “boxers” or “briefs”.They went to...
DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
Age DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE 17 “Burger King” 25 “Free meal” 35 “A...
Mind
Don’t let your mind wander too far. It is too little to go out...