A miserable rooster
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a...
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
The Lettuce Joke
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!
A girl sat sobbing in the police station…
A girl sat sobbing in the police station. “I was raped by an Italian.”She...
Fatherly feelings
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she...
To Keep A Man Interested
What does a woman have to do to keep a man interested?Wear perfume that...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...
Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...