Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done…
Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her...
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day…
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came...
200 Midgets
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable...
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
The Road Runner
The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other...
The Perfect Day – Him and Her
The Perfect Day – Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5...
Lawyers get robbed
|Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in.While several of...
The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!