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A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes.”Hello, hello,...
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One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
Where is the French border?
“Why do you look so glum today?”, the teacher asked young Johnny. “I didn’t...
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A Polak went to a carpenter and said, “Can you build me a box...
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A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night…
A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night.The bride rolled over...