Mercy Hospital
Mr. Smith was brought to a Catholic hospital, and taken quickly in for heart...
Satanic Barney Proof
Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic...
Stupid Insults 7/31
Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar...
Helpful Tips To Make Life Simpler
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Confusion about Y2K
|Dear Boss,I hope I haven’t misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none...
Chapped Lips
On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After...
McQuillan walked into a bar
|McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the...
Moshe Rabbinowitz decides to join the country club…
Moshe Rabbinowitz decides to join the country club near his home. He goes in...
The Bobbitt Hillbillies!
Ballad of the Bobbitt Hillbillies! Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies:Here’s a...