yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
This Santa is ticked off!
You think you got it bad? All night long I deal with soot in...
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
|Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
Identifying wasted time
|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of...
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
Man Playing Around If…
How can you tell if a man’s playing around?He sends you love notes that...
Careful what you say if she’s pregnant!
***Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant***17. “I finished the...
Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
oh-oh…whole page of women jokes!
Q. Why did God give man a penis?A. So we’d have at least one...