Getting into fights
|A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.An...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic…
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to Little Johnny . So she said...
Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
Witches Brew
What do you call 13 witches in a hot tub? A self cleaning coven!
Change Toilet Paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?Nobody knows....
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
Some Stupid People
|A man buys a brand new Grand Cherokee for $30,000+, and has $400.00+ in...
Paying bills
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, “I want to...