Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
What is a Teenager?
By Bill AdlerA Teenager is…A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but...
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life…
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life. She cut her...
Hypothetically Speaking
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference...
A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger…
A guy was sitting in a bar when a strangerwalked up to him and...
Interesting facts
If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not...
Pinnochio
Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. “Every time we...
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
Two Molecules
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One...