If two lawyers were drowning…
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you...
The eleventh commandment
We have all heard of the ten commandments.Well recently a new eleventh commandment was...
How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the...
Besides ,I Love You
Besides “I love you”, what three words does a wife want to hear most?”I’ll...
Small…
True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was...
What is a yankee?
What is a yankee? A quickie, but you do it yourself.
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
What is the definition of an overbite?
What is the definition of an overbite?When you go down on a girl and...
Bill Clinton vs JFK
Whats the difference between Bill Clinton & J.F.K?One got his head blown off in...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...