Your spinning me a yarn here!
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House explosion
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Is the wife in control?
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Blonde quickies 181-200
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New weapon Chicken Gun
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Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street…
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees abuilding...
Losing my mind!
An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist’s office, running his hands through his...
Where Did You Get The Idea?
On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, “Have...
Crotchless panties
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own mind
He says he has a mind of his own. He’s welcome to it– who...