Your’re a redneck if…
You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass...
Get Me Out!
There was an old man whom, though loved by his son, was being put...
Totally Useless Info
1. Coca-cola was originally green.2. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?A: He wiped...
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
|I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the...
Sleeping on the job
|Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk 15. “They told...
On inheritance
A little boy went up to his father and asked:”Dad, where did all of...
A Letter From Barbie
************************* Chief Executive Officer Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CADear Sir,Listen you little troll, I’ve...
She’s Smoking
Two young couples marry the same day and, being all friends, leave together for...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...