Real news headlines 04
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
Book Titles
“Bloody Stump” by: Rusty Zipper”Sliding Down a Flagpole” by: Dick Burns”Brown Spots on the...
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
\’Breviated Medicul Dickshunnary!
adenoids…..(n) Space critters whut are keepin’ Elvis alive on Pluto anasthesia…(n) Rushun princess y’all...
Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
“You’ve Got Mail”
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...