What Not to Name Your Dog
What Not to Name Your DogEverybody has a dog called Rover or Spot. I...
A merchant captain and several of his officers…
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
Men Are Like…….
Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older...
What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
Burned Ears
A blonde ran into the hospital screaming. A doctor came running to her aid....
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen?
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen? Yeah…the...
Matrimony Tips For Women
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How does a blond turn on the light after sex
? She opens the car door.