Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my...
Actual Medical Charts
The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician,...
Seeing Eye Dog
A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines
10. “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”9....
Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...
The Stub
An exhibitionist named Joe was preparing to board a flight to Atlanta.As he approached...
How Deaf?
A man is talking to the family doctor. “Doc, I think my wife’s going...
Put-Downs Galore!
Some good put-downs…ya’ never know when you’ll need one!I refuse to enter a battle...
Cremate Mother In Law
A person receives a telegram informing about his mother-in-law’s death.It also enquires him whether...