Driving On One-Way Street
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she’d been driving the wrong way on...
Laziness
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah witness?
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah’s witness?...
Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...
Who’s got my pen?
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a...
A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
Go Farther
Johnny and Betsy just got married after having graduated as Aggies and are driving...
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...
What just happened here?
|A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts...
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...