The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
Make My Horse Laugh
There once was this bar with a sign in its window. It read, anyone...
Another Chicken Joke
Why did the rabbit cross the road? Chicken’s day off!
Doctor Bloopers!
*** Actual “bloopers” Doctor’s have written on patient charts. ***1. Patient has chest pain...
Simple Curiosity
My wife and I were watching some TV show the other nite where the...
You got Mail!
One day A Blonde girl was running out to check her mail and a...
That IS The Only Difference
What’s the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the...
Riddle me this???
Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?A: The Wheelchair!
Yo mama is so dark
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo...
The Italian
One day I go to Toronto and stay in a bigga hotel.I go down...