Blonde quickies 101-120
101. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her...
Welfare applications
|For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families...
Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I...
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical…
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find outthat she’s...
Condoms For Every Man
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen...
Hair Loss
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
Success In Love
To my dear wife,During the past year, I have tried to make love to...
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what…
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best…...