May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
Hungry Rooster
A Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive restaurant and a...
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage…
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage.When you, the people of...
Shoot-out
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...
How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning
? Fertilized.
Greek wedding
Why do they have Feta cheese at a Greek wedding? To keep the flies...
Pirate and Lost Body Parts
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Who’s got a bigger crotch?
There were three women sitting in a bar and they were discussinghow much their...