What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
Another bar joke
A man walked into a bar and guess what he said. ouch!
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker…
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, “Say,...
A smart Blonde
Q: How did a Blonde try to kill a bird ?? A: She through...
Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...
Tons of Yo Mamma Jokes
Yo mama’s so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just...
Cynic’s Approach To Love
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and...
Top Things You Should Not Say At A Funeral
Geez, what died in here? He looks natural but those shoes do not go...
Name That Ranch
A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...