Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet…
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
There are lawyers on the flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and...
He just beetled off!
|What happened to the man who turned into an insect?He just beetled off!
More Church Bloopers!
Actual bloopers found on church bulletin boards:Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other...
Getting The Story Straight
When a man in Macon, Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young...
An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!