Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...
Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...
The Black Sheep
A missionary is sent into deepest darkest depths of Africa to live with atribe....
Why do women have arms?
Q: Why do women have arms?A: Have you any idea how long it would...
AirForce 1
When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:”The seatbelt...
Try to explain yourself
|While driving down the road the motorist saw a roadside stand which had a...
What a health plan!
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she wasbeing given...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
The drunk.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
Witches Brew
What do you call 13 witches in a hot tub? A self cleaning coven!