Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress…
Q: What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress after reading...
Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said,...
A woman was thinking about finding a pet…
A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep hercompany at home.She...
a thief and his lawyer
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the...
Human Resources Memo!
TO: All Employees FROM: Human ResourcesIt has been brought to management’s attention that some...
Siamese Twins in England
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.
Nothing Works
I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I...
Fun fun fun worry worry worry
A teacher said to her little student Suzy, “Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun...
Mental Health Patient
It was dusk time when a man had a flat tire right in front...