Mommas So Fat
Yo Mommas so fat that even Richard Simmons makes fun of her!!!!
Clinton is in Heaven
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St....
How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.
A horrible tragedy
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.Approaching...
Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...
Only Time
I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is...
One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...
This Santa is ticked off!
You think you got it bad? All night long I deal with soot in...
A tight travel budget
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There was a blonde and a brunette in a car…
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a...