White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!”
Famous Sports Quotes.
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: “I want all the...
Food laughs & humor
|From Harper’s Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?Kilgore,TX
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe…
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who...
Here kitty kitty kitty
This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can?t get any...
The Raffle Ticket
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer…
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted....