Movie Ratings Explained
G: Nobody gets the girl.PG: The good guy gets the girl.R: The bad guy...
What should you give a man who has everything?
What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin
The Cruise
A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two week...
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
For Chocolate Lovers
For Chocolate Lovers:If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it...
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman...
Polish New Car Is Busted
A polish guy wins a brand new sports car in a contest. He drives...
Driving On One-Way Street
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she’d been driving the wrong way on...
Imagine this.
A therapist told a woman to use some imagination while making love with her...