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Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
Why 40 Years of Sex Life
It seems that when God was making the world, he called man over and...
Learning to Pick Up Toys
Dad: Look at this room. It’s a mess. When will our kids start picking...
The Farmer and his boys…
A farmer had three sons. One day his oldest came to him and said...
Soviet Physician
What does the M.D. after a name of a Soviet emigre physician stand for?Mentally...
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.
Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?A shepherd.
Sad News
Dear Friend, It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following...