grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
He simply croaked!
|How did the toad die?He simply croaked!
Men Resist Fatherhood
Why do men resist becoming fathers?Because they aren’t through yet being children.
The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They...
Jokes about Ireland
|Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, “Have ye seen Mulligan...
Can’t remember
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When...
Welfare office
A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the...
Real Man Knows When She Orgasms
How does a real man know whenever his girlfriend is having an orgasm?A real...
Sharing everything
|A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s. He...
Conversation over dinner
Conversation over dinner: WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get...