Scottie (Star Trek)
Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie….NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!
Beneficial Alzheimers
What’s the best thing about having Alzheimer’s Disease?1: You can hide your own Easter...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
When I get out…..
A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with...
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...
How can you tell?
“Old Jethro’s next door’s a-makin’ moonshine again.” the wife told her husband.”How can you...
Mariah Carey’s quote
|Mariah Carey was one of the first celebrities to comment on the death of...
What is the most damaging food?
|A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. “The material we put...
Women’s Breasts Like a Train Set
Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?Because...
The Reverend
The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally...