Rooster Difference
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A mouse organ!
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The first reindeer seen in a bar
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The Rabbi wants a raise.
There was a Rabbi whose wife was expecting a baby.The Rabbi went to the...
Name That Capital
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
I got a great Polish joke
A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer and says to the bartender,...
Care to go upstairs?
A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.”Care to go...
Handy guide to modern science
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Twice a week!
After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man...