Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
Black and White, and Red all over?
What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper...
Majorly Busted
Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and...
A middle manager is called into his bosses office…
A middle manager is called into his bosses office on a Monday morning.He is...
The Recruits
Ten Recruits had just arrived at the training camp and were lined up for...
Excerpts from the rural life
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for...
Two male flies are buzzing around…
Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real...
dying woman needs brain
A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that...
Some famous lines in history!
As Jack the Ripper’s mother said to her son, “How come you never go...
Wrong card
At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the...