Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said...
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?There is no difference.
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?There’s dandruff on his/her...
Farm jokes 06
|Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see...
Where in earth have you been!
|What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?Where in...
Do you know where you were going?
|A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she’d been driving the wrong way on...
What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy…
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, “Mom,...
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
A game of golf
A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner...