I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Having a baby.
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was...
One night, at the lodge of a hunting club…
Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. After a...
No pressure
This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted...
Drunk and The $20 Dollar Bills
It was New Year’s Eve … by then, actually, it was very early on...
Go for Gold
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.Clearly impressed,...
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together…
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together. They hugged and slapped each...
Locked in the trunk
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...