Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
Stick insects!
|What lives in gum trees?Stick insects!
The rain cloud.
What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!
White House
Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain’t purple!
Bragging Cowboys
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with...
Story of my friend
|I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said “Hi Jack.”He...
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home…
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,”Please send me some food. All they...
One for the Mrs!
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who...
New Lumberjack
A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard...