An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!
A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office…
A couple, age 67, went to the doctor’s office. The doctor asked, “What canI...
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
8 things women won’t say
8. What do you mean today’s our anniversary? 7. Can we not talk to...
Managed Friendship Plan
Managed Friendship PlanWelcome to Managed Friendship, a whole new way of thinking about friends...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
The Pastor\\\’s Last Stand
A Pastor was walking past a pet shop one day when he noticed a...
If you cloned Henry IV…
If you cloned Henry IV, would he be Henry V, or Henry IV Part...
Greek tailor.
An Ancient Greek man walks into a tailor and holds up a torn tunic....