What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
A mammoth!
|What’s the biggest moth in the world?A mammoth!
Got something
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...
An old lady lived by herself in a small house…
An old lady lived by herself in a small house in a small town....
Men say the smartest things when…
Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with “A woman once...
Sharing Hotel Rooms
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was...
‘Please cheese me’!
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day…
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how...
Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
The good advice
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let...