Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500.
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
Wee Jordy
One day wee jordy was out walking with his lass in the fields of...
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
Dat Ain’t Bubba
Bubba got drunk and died in a fire in his trailer. He was so...
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo…
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.They are standing in front of...
Indiana Crazy Law
One man may not back into a parking spot becasue it prevents police officers...
Musician jokes
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...
Wedding Toast 3
Don’t go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get...