Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
How many men does it take to open a beer?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down the trailall day. When they...
A woman visits her physician…
A woman visits her physician. After waiting for a while it’s finally her turn....
82 year old man
An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant....
Watching for suicide
|Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you...
One for dirty minds!
The Gutter-Mind Test!1). What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means...
A crying shame!
A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing...
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
Bad drivers.
Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and...