Threaten with a knife
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What Can I Get?
A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter. Standing behind the...
Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
God & The Two Gifts
When God created the earth, Adam & Eve, he found he had two baubles...
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari…
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari F-50...
Blonde quickies 101-120
101. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her...
The 3 Guys in a Plane
There were 3 guys in a plane. The plane was about to crash.They each...
A Drunk Scottsman
There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the...
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven…
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation.They...
Clearing it
A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting...